Timothée Chalamamen as himself and Bob Dylan on ‘SNL’

If you are “Saturday Night Live” and you need someone to play Alexander Hamilton in the opening scene of the founding father, someone can turn to Lin-Muan Miranda.

And then you have him stand in silence for most of the sketch.

This weekend “SNL” (which featured Ghetée Chalamet as host and musical score) seems to start with a sketch of the signature of the Declaration of Independence. Most of the camory is hats and caps, with Mikey every day playing John Hanw hanew hangs Benjamin Franklin.

“What do you say, Alexander Hamilton?” asked Longfellow Michael Longfellow. And there, in “Bafa Hamilton” Garb, was Miranda, the decorated creator and star of Music.

“What am I saying?” Miranda replied. “I say that our lives don’t matter if we don’t lose them to the cause of freedom. The important thing is the country we built.”

And sure enough, he started rapping.

‘Cause in America, all men are created equal,

America not England; we are doing the sequel,

And we will have a leader who does not know one thing:

In America, we will never have a king.

But then he and his compatriots roared, because James Austin Johnson attacked his role in his recurring role as Donald Trump.

“Never say never,” Johnson said. “Kidding, of course, although in many ways I am. I am in my era.” And like the founding father, Johnson said: “I am also creating a new country. . And like them, we’re so white.” He said, “The workplace has to go back to watching ‘the office.’ a funny black one who has a real time bad”

When Johnson returned to the White House, Johnson said things were the same as before, except that “Barron is my favorite son.”

“And he bangs his head against every gate,” he said. “Oh, that’s bad. It’s like when Gandalf goes to Bilbo’s house.”

He also praised Elon Musk: “We love Elon,” Johnson said. “But I don’t need him in my life, but to count some of his children.”

“He said he was saying goodbye to the Nazis,” Johnson said. “Not true, ok? He just invented a new greeting. It’s a cross between Hi and Hello. We call it ‘heil.’

Although they were in place, the Johnsons took a swipe at the rest of “SNL.” “Who will play hegseth?” He asked, “I mean these guys are back here. None of them got the build. Nobody has a jaw. There’s a lot of Zuckerberg options though; but it’s going to be a fight.”

He also mocked Miranda, saying that “Miranda completely wrote it and she shouldn’t have done it – oh, the audience will eat it up.”

As she said Johnson said the donation was “a $1 million dollar donation to my campaign,” and turning to Miranda, she said, “I know you are, you are, Lin.”

Miranda finally got up, “No!” he said.

“Your word against mine,” Johnson said.

The FreeWheelin’ Timothée Chalamet of the week

Now, Chalamet – a new lawyer in Oscar this week for his role as Bob Dylan in “completely unknown” – did not get the real Dylan “.

But as far as the musical scene, Chalamet has completed a few double covers with the help of the British Singer James Blake. In the first episode, Chalamamet sang “blues” and “three angels.” . And we just think that the dog sketch will depend on Dylan’s “if the dog can’t.”

It’s a joke of the week

During the weekend update board, anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che continued to riff on President Trump’s second nomination and his first week back in office.

The jost has begun:

Well, guys, I haven’t really been on a roll, but this week I’ve been holding back. President Trump was sworn into office on Monday. But he never laid his hands on the Bible. He tried, but the Bible screamed. The Bible Trump used is the same one used by Abraham Lincoln at his inauguration. And people, I hope these two want to talk to each other. Lincoln can teach Trump about the importance of maintaining his alliance. And Trump can teach Lincoln how to turn your head at the right time.

During his address, President Trump said that he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. . If only Kamala could secretly see his appeal to thunder her.

It continued:

President Trump released the leadership of the leadership of Stewart Stewart Stewart Rhodes, who served 18 years for his role in the attack on January 6. And a woman, like her eyes, she is single. Attacker defends pardon of Pardon 6 Jan. President Trump, and said that only people love their country. You know, like Oj has a crush on Nicole.

Best for the rest of the week

There was no return appearance from $MokedDathaASSGETTA, the unusual star who previously played the hosting giant on “SNL” (you’re telling us Lin-Manuel Miranda doesn’t want to work with him?)

But as always, Chalamet is game for many other sketches that take full advantage of his skills (and knowledge). For Cheddar, the best efforts were the best sketches, in which he was cast as a private instructor in an exercise class, and a later episode in which he played the barista-in-training of the season. -other time, killed “Def Comedy Jam,” Timy.